1. Buldose food that my hungry people needs, who cares, they are just common poor and uneducated other Russians
2. Thinking that he hurts Dutch Export by incinerating tulips; tulips are subsidized so the Dutch Exporting firms are laughing their head off, they get their money anyway
3. Planning a highway through tundraland; when the methane leaks out, the highway needs reconstruction every second day...
Will try to find some more funny Putin-stuff
4. Putin and his deputy, the little dwarf, have watched a lot of John Wayne movies, just see them enter a room or the Kreml....ridiculous especially for the PM with his short legs
